make up cosmetics, hair styleThere are a few distinct advantages to being a guy. Women can probably think of a few of their own but from my perspective it is nice to be able to wake up and within fifteen minutes be showered, dressed and ready to go. My girlfriend takes that same 15 minutes to shower but after that takes at least another thirty minutes applying make up cosmetics.  30 minutes is conservative too. She turns on the morning news, pulls out her bag of make up cosmetics and takes her sweet time getting ready.  I have a problem waking up a lot earlier then I actually have to leave so being a girl would never work for me. I’d be that girl rolling into the office with no make up cosmetics, morning breath and a hair style out of Tarzan.

I try to devote just as much time to getting ready in the morning as the time it takes to make a bowl of cereal and glass of juice. I fight for every last minute of sleep. This morning my alarm went off and I silenced it every five minutes for 15 minutes before realizing what time it was.